did you know how hilarious the patch notes to the sims are

  • A faint line is no longer visible on the heads of babies.
  • Fish are no longer duplicated in the fridge when moving homes.
  • Sims can no longer “Try for Baby” with the Grim Reaper.
  • Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
  • Children and Teens can no longer die from motive failure while on a Time Out.
  • Pianists will no longer continue playing pianos that have been detonated.
  • Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.
  • Pregnant Sims can no longer “Brawl.”
  • Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.
  • Fixed an issue that caused Sims to leave their Toddler inside a bar at closing time.
  • The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.
  • Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
  • Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.
  • The magical laundry bear Abracadabra will no longer block Sims from moving after disappearing
  • Tourist NPCs can now be impregnated.