did you know how hilarious the patch notes to the sims are

  • A faint line is no longer visible on the heads of babies.
  • Fish are no longer duplicated in the fridge when moving homes.
  • Sims can no longer “Try for Baby” with the Grim Reaper.
  • Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
  • Children and Teens can no longer die from motive failure while on a Time Out.
  • Pianists will no longer continue playing pianos that have been detonated.
  • Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.
  • Pregnant Sims can no longer “Brawl.”
  • Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.
  • Fixed an issue that caused Sims to leave their Toddler inside a bar at closing time.
  • The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.
  • Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
  • Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.
  • The magical laundry bear Abracadabra will no longer block Sims from moving after disappearing
  • Tourist NPCs can now be impregnated.

a-giant-spider:

atomictiki:


anemonesorel:


tarapowerrss:


this is still the best sims screen cap ive ever seen


I will never not reblog this


Somewhere, Stanley Kubrick is pleased


what if it was a toliet instead

a-giant-spider:

atomictiki:

anemonesorel:

tarapowerrss:

this is still the best sims screen cap ive ever seen

I will never not reblog this

Somewhere, Stanley Kubrick is pleased

what if it was a toliet instead

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videogamenostalgia:

“EA Announces New Supernatural Expansion Pack For The Sims 3”
The Supernatural Expansion Pack for The Sims 3 is now available for pre-order.
In this expansion you can turn your Sims into werewolf, fairy, witch, or even a vampire. It will also have new features such as zombie attack, ability to brew magic elixirs, and the town Moonlight Falls.
Also for a limited time, the pre-order expansions will also include the Plants vs. Zombies content pack. With this content pack, you will be able to ward off zombie attacks with the Pea Shooter, and even dress your Sims in what all the fashionable zombies are wearing today.
The Supernatural Expansion pack is due out this September for PC/MAC for $39.99. 
(via Game Informer)


aaa that lead image

videogamenostalgia:

“EA Announces New Supernatural Expansion Pack For The Sims 3”

The Supernatural Expansion Pack for The Sims 3 is now available for pre-order.

In this expansion you can turn your Sims into werewolf, fairy, witch, or even a vampire. It will also have new features such as zombie attack, ability to brew magic elixirs, and the town Moonlight Falls.

Also for a limited time, the pre-order expansions will also include the Plants vs. Zombies content pack. With this content pack, you will be able to ward off zombie attacks with the Pea Shooter, and even dress your Sims in what all the fashionable zombies are wearing today.

The Supernatural Expansion pack is due out this September for PC/MAC for $39.99. 

(via Game Informer)

aaa that lead image

schim:

This is how I get my pancakes too.

schim:

This is how I get my pancakes too.

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